I hope he is ok and didn't fall for the "I have a puppy in the van" line!
This week on Conspiracy Corner, we have to face the sad truth that Josh has been taken. It all started back when some creep tried to kidnap me. I was riding my bike just trying to enjoy my childhood when this white Lincoln Towncar looking vehicle started following me. I ended up escaping after they chased me through my neighborhood, but it seems they have returned. They didn’t get this sweet piece of child candy but it looks like they have taken Josh under the Carnegie orders! Shannon will explain it all to you and remember there could be a box of doughnuts in it for you!
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